AH FAT!

How i wish sooooo much that i can don't have to work tomorrow, th next day & th day after th next day! hahahahhaha i dread it already, but for money, i gotta work! ):

Everyone is calllling me "AH FAT" already leh, why arn't i still sensing th urgency to slim down! SHIT MUCH, hahahhaha i tried many ways to slim, but cannnot! i tried to abstain myself from eating after 730pm, also failed!

I neeeed my granny to keep all junk & mooncake away in order to refrain me from touching them! urgh.

Someone, just tell me how, HOW TO SLIM DOWN EFFECTIVELY & QUICKLY? i'll do anything! (?!) hahahahhahha

I hate lengthy post though, hopefully this is not one! (: